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With a swan kilt dead by the Avian flu virus H5N1 strain in Scotland yesterday, the Irish government is urgently publicizing the emergency bird flu helpline number to countermand the lethal attempts by opposition politicians to get one up on them. According to reports, Fine Gael are suggesting that 12 out of 16 Gardai stations subjected to their phone poll had no idea what the intense sounding party quizzer was on about.

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Selling your soul online is now all the rage in China (man tries to sell soul on Chinese website – Irish Times, sub needed).

While selling your soul is not like selling cans of soup, the devil, as they say, is only in the details of the contract. Now, however, in an effort to free up trade in the EU, a new directive has been designed to make it easier to be a soul trader.

This can only be good news for the budding Irish entrepreneurs and myriad mini-moguls of Ireland in their endless quest for increasing revenue. Why, it's just like the heady dotcom days of the click 'n' crash 90s, when it was easy to make money out of the ephemeral. No doubt they'll jump on it as another potential money steam to match the waterfall of cash generated by our new breed of braggarts' who enjoy lolling about in the speculative paradise of the Irish property market.

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A teacher asks her class to use the word 'contagious'.

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Now that every journalist in the city is claiming to have attended the March on Saturday in Dublin’s city centre, new photoshopped evidence shows what really happened during the Love Ulster riots.

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