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Hip-Hop video director, Hype Williams, was so impressed with Michael McDowell’s Dáil performance on Tuesday that he wants the tainaiste to star in his next video production.

Williams, who has directed award-winning promos for stars such as Craig Mack, Busta Rhymes, Snoop Dogg, and Jay-Z, told www.dublinopinion.com that McDowell’s performance was one of the best hip-hop ho bitching he was ever witnessed.

‘That guy’s got bitch down straight, Man. Shit! It must be in his genes.’

Williams’ comments were echoed by hip-hop booty bitch ho legend Karrine Steffans, AKA Superhead. ‘I’ve played with bitches, worked with bitches, danced, slept and fought with bitches, and man, that guy’s the greatest, ho-est, bend over and f**k me in the ass bitches I have ever seen.’

Williams wants McDowell to play the role of booty bitch no.3 in his next video for Jay-Z, ‘Jigga Man.’ ‘The guy looks like he’d swallow whatever his pimp gave him. It’ll be great, and of course the fact that he has no balls is a distinct advantage when it comes to costume. He really should just fit right in. It’s almost as if he’s been playing this role all of his life.’

It is not known whether Mr. McDowell has accepted Hype Williams’ offer, but it is believed that where he to do so his fee could provide the basis for any future whip-around for the taoiseach, Bertie ‘Luuz Jange’ Ahern.