A Win for Spain is a Great Victory for Fascism
Jul 1st, 2008 by Donagh
So says Manuel Estimulo after the glorious win for Spain in the final of Euro 2008. The picture, in case you’re wondering, is of goal scorer Fernando Torres. Or as Manuel puts it…
Si, is the former Atlético Madrid moron and now Scouse bastard Fernando Torres, who score the winning goal for Spain last weekend in the esciting final of the Eurovision Football Championships against the rubbish Germans to secure for Spain their first proper international football trophy since the days of el Generalísimo himself. Was a wonderful, wonderful occasion, and all good Spanish people naturally give thanks to God for standing by his Chosen People in the match against the Lutherans, but neverthenonetheless, we are wondering and asking ourselfs, why did it take so long?!
I will tell you esactly why it was. I mean, Manuel will.
By the way, in case Miriam, Oscar, Elena, Armando, Sonia, Jesús, or Caeser are reading this, it’s not always good to take Manuel seriously.
Alright then, now I understand the dynamic behind the victory…
‘Manuel Stimulo’ isn’t, by any chance, Castillian for that leisuretime activity that people will always associate with referees ??
And I don’t mean catching heads offside…